Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio
Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.
If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.