There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

I have a thing for tools.

Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.