I've gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I'm back to a flip-phone. It's funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they're considered antiques.

I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.

I blend memories. I blend them into one that's funny. I exaggerate to clarify.

My dad's death reminds me of earthquakes - things that shake your foundation.

When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.