I've gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I'm back to a flip-phone. It's funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they're considered antiques.

For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.

Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

I have a thing for tools.

Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.