Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.

My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.