Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.