I'm one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.
I do a lot of family shows.
If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.
I blend memories. I blend them into one that's funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, "Dad's an idiot," which lasted a little longer than I'd like.