Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?

In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.