If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.

Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.