If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.

Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.