If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.

Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.

Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio

In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, "Dad's an idiot," which lasted a little longer than I'd like.

You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.