If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.

I have a thing for tools.

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.