Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don't do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn't like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I'd probably eat vegetables.

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)

Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.

When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.