My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.
If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.
I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.