I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.

I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.

If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.

I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.

I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?