My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.
If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.