I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

My dad's death reminds me of earthquakes - things that shake your foundation.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.