Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad's car. I don't blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don't have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio
I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.
My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.
I am a thespian trapped in a man's body.