I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're about as close as you can get to being a comedy team.

My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.

At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it.

Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.

I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.