I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.
Tim ConwayIf only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.
Tim ConwayI spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after.
Tim Conway