If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.

It's hard to be sad when you're laughing, so I enjoy making people happy.

I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

I don't watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn't the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with watching with your kids. And I still feel that way even though, now, my kids are in their 30s.

I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.

I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.

Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.