According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll be dead soon.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

If you care about [the characters] as if they were real, that always helps.

So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?” If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.

Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.

When you have a set of characters, you have to fall in love with them and care about them as each individual character.

I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.