According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll be dead soon.

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore.

It's easy to fall into the trap of just cranking out things that are good enough to sell.

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?

I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It's better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.

Whenever you see me, I'm on antique quaaludes.

Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.