I have a suspicion that the definition of "crazy" in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to f*** [sleep with her] anymore.

Am I just chasing it because it's the hardest thing for me to get and I want to prove I can do it?

North Korea threatened to attack if Sony Pictures released The Interview, forcing us all to pretend that we wanted to see it.

Pissing in jars, they had never been handed a fifteen-year-old Kotex product by the school nurse. But they trusted me and Paula, so I'm proud to say we made

Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.

I had a gentleman in college tell me, during a date, that I could be really pretty if I lost some weight. On a date!

I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date.