I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool.

I had to get back to work... NBC has me under contract; the baby and I only have a verbal agreement.

I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. That's basically how we're doing it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

I want to go to there.

You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone.