I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool.

It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good as you can, people will be able to pay attention to what your actually saying.

Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.

No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.

I feel like I represent normalcy in some way.

If you care about [the characters] as if they were real, that always helps.

I was a very confident little kid.