No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.

We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

There are so many quiet times you spend as a mother that aren't glorified but are a foundation for your kids. No matter what, there was always a thick safety net under this trapeze.

I'm still technically employed by the National Broadcasting Company.

I didn't get on TV until I was 30, which is really fortunate because you are who you are at that point.

Let's review the cost-free techniques that we've learned so far for raising an achievement-oriented, obedient, drug-free, virgin adult: Calamity, Praise, Local Theater, and flat feet. Another key element is "Strong Father Figure / Fear Thereof."

I was like, oh, I want to sign up for "Catwoman," and then Anne Hathaway had already signed up for it.