No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

Every kid has something they're good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.

It's harder to make something good when you can't curse all the time.

Whatever the problem - be part of the solution

An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job?

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.