No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free.

I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet.

North Korea threatened to attack if Sony Pictures released The Interview, forcing us all to pretend that we wanted to see it.

I want to go to there.

[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me.

You must not look in that mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet, for today is about dreams and illusions, and unfiltered natural daylight is the enemy of dreams.

We should leave people alone about their weight. Being chubby for a while (provided you don’t give yourself diabetes) is a natural phase of life and nothing to be ashamed of. Like puberty or slowly turning into a Republican.