Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

I think my level of fame will drop back down. I think it’ll recede. In fact, I know it will. That’s life on planet earth. And I’m okay with that. Besides getting tables at restaurants and special treatment at the airport, what else is there?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

Television is a runaway train that you have to get on for nine months of the year. But at the same time, it has a wonderful immediacy.

The thing that always fascinated me about improv is that it's basically a happy accident that you think you're initiating.

Life is improvisation.

I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.' I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.