Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills or smoke to get there) is a perfectly fine pastime. Everyone should try it once, like a super-short haircut or dating a white guy.

It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.

At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday. So instead I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment.

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.

I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.

When hiring, mix Harvard Nerds with Chicago Improvisers and stir.