There should be a new, more honest euphemism. Like, I'm leaving office because I plan to solicit more anonymous sex in bathrooms.

Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.

North Korea threatened to attack if Sony Pictures released The Interview, forcing us all to pretend that we wanted to see it.

I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age.

It doesn't matter if it's a school play or a dumb TV show. It's your work. You should care about it so much that people get annoyed with you.

I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.

At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully music.