If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. โWho cares?โ
Tina FeySometimes I'll be telling my husband, 'I think I'm cracking up'. Sometimes you just need a minute to say, 'I think I'm cracking' and just acknowledge it.
Tina FeyI was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool.
Tina FeyYou transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: "No, I'm a person. You can't fix my underpants on the subway."
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