You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh.

[Television] is a great medium for writers, because there's just no time for a studio to interfere very long. You write it, you shoot it; it's on TV.

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

If you want to be a screenwriter, take an acting class to get a sense of what you're asking actors to do. Learning other skills will help you communicate with people and respect what they do.

Boyhood proves that there's still good roles for women over 40, as long as you get hired when you're under 40.

A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment.