You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.

The first time I went to see a Second City show, I was in awe of everything. I just wanted to touch the same stage that Gilda Radner had walked on. It was sacred ground.

If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes.

I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to stop dry-humping this mentally challenged guy!

The eyes are the window to where the soul is supposed to be.

One of the great things about doing animated movies is that you don't have to dress up or put on make-up.