Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.

I try and do 2,500 words a day, every day of the year

Love is an optical illusion that makes you believe the object of your affection is the most beautiful person in the world.

New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else

Human beings can get used to virtually anything, given plenty of time and no choice in the matter whatsoever.

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot

Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.