I don't read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either

New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else

I don't read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either

I try and do 2,500 words a day, every day of the year

There's all sorts of things I was always meaning to get around to - learning to play the flute, calculating the square root of nought, going mad - but I just didn't have the time.

Love is an optical illusion that makes you believe the object of your affection is the most beautiful person in the world.

Genies rarely have nightmares, for the same reason that elephants don't usually worry about being trampled underfoot. With the possible exception of bottles, there's nothing in the cosmos large enough or malicious enough to frighten them, or stupid enough to try.