I'm not an original composer. The tunes are not stolen from other tunes necessarily except in a few cases, but they're in the style of songs that I grew up with.

You cant be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

Filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife. Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life. But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways, We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days. Hearts full of youth, Hearts full of truth, Six parts gin to one part vermouth.

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.