Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

Don't write naughty words on the wall if you can't spell!

Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.

I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.

I'm very proud of myself on my, whatever the literacy is, I'm pretentious, totally pretentious. I like to say 'hmm', for example.

The reason most folksongs are so atrocious is that they were written by the people.

Irreverence is easy - whats hard is wit.