It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.

Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife. Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life. But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways, We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days. Hearts full of youth, Hearts full of truth, Six parts gin to one part vermouth.

People are stupider than anybody.

If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will.

Don't solicit for your sister, it's not nice. Unless you get a good percentage of her price.

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.