There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.