There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.

Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.