They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.