They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

I wonder who is going to finish second.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.