They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.