Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?