Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.

I wonder who is going to finish second.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.