Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

The mind messes up more shots than the body.