In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.

I wonder who is going to finish second.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

The mind messes up more shots than the body.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.