In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.

The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.