I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.