I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.