I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

I wonder who is going to finish second.

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.