I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

The mind messes up more shots than the body.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?