He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

I wonder who is going to finish second.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.