The mind messes up more shots than the body.
He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.
The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.
I wonder who is going to finish second.
There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.