Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

The mind messes up more shots than the body.

They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.