Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

The mind messes up more shots than the body.

In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.