Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

The mind messes up more shots than the body.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

I wonder who is going to finish second.

The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.