Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.

The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.