Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.