Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.

I wonder who is going to finish second.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?