Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.

In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.