What I have learned over the years is to try to stay in the moment. I want to feel it all because I've realized nothing lasts.

Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy.

When I'm in the mood to listen to music, I do like to go to the SkyBar [ L.A.].

People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.

I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.