I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

You just can't pull out the gun and blow the TV away anymore 'cause the baby might be sleeping.