I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.