I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?

I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.