I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!

Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at the same time as you pat your head at the same time you’re standing on one leg and kicking the other one out in a circle and say the pledge of allegiance'. And I did all that just like bam, you know?

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.