I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.