I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.
I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump
I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.
Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings
Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.
I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.