I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.