I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.