I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.