Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'