Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective.

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.

I can feel myself dying inside.