Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

The Republicans didn't want the government to run your life, because Jesus should. That was really part of their thing: less government, more Jesus. Now it's like, how about more government and Jesus?

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.

Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

All the religions are super funny to me.