We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

Before the church responded, a lot of people would ask us, 'Are you afraid of what the church would say?' And Trey and I were like, 'They're going to be cool.' And they were like, 'No, they're not. There are going to be protests.' And we were like, 'Nope, they're going to be cool.' We weren't that surprised by the church's response. We had faith in them.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'