We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

I just realized that there are going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with them in the right way.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

Before the church responded, a lot of people would ask us, 'Are you afraid of what the church would say?' And Trey and I were like, 'They're going to be cool.' And they were like, 'No, they're not. There are going to be protests.' And we were like, 'Nope, they're going to be cool.' We weren't that surprised by the church's response. We had faith in them.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.