Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.