Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.

The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.

I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.