I hate puppets so much. I dream about puppets all night. I see strings on people. The nice thing is we can just take a puppet and put it in front of a wall and blow the shit out of it.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

All the religions are super funny to me.

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.