Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.
I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.
I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job.
Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
The haters always scream the loudest.