Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.

I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.

You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.

Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.