I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.
This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.
The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them
Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.
I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.