The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation is a toxic cultural myth that robs guys of self-confidence and that holds them up to an unrealistic standard that they have to become a super-extraverted narcissist in order to 'score with women'

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.

Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.

I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.

Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.