Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future.

Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore.

Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.

I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.

Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question.

Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.

If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.