Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future.

Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.

Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.

You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.

I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.

To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.

The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.