Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future.

The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.

I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)

Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.

Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.