Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.

If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.

Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.

A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, "Why aren't you in your basketball uniform?" I leave out way more than I put in.

There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.