Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.

Opinions are projections.

Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.

I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.

I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.

My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my knowledge, stopped building on ambiguity and ignorance, and instead realized that I knew nothing, not even the things I thought I knew.