Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.

A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, "Why aren't you in your basketball uniform?" I leave out way more than I put in.

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.

I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.

General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.

At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.