If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend.

Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.

Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future.