If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend.

A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, "Why aren't you in your basketball uniform?" I leave out way more than I put in.

It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.

I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)

Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.

Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.

I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.