No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.

You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.

Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.

Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)

Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.

I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.

Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore.